Monday, November 21, 2011

I sware I'm not a thief

Today marked the 2nd time I have accidentally stolen something from Smiths grocery store. Geez! I sware they need better security!

The first time I walked out to the car, unloaded everything and realized the egg carton at the bottom of my cart, I never paid for. So I just went back in, CARRYING AN EGG CARTON and nobody noticed. I paid for it at the self-check out and then went back to my car.

Today, I told the cashier I wanted 2 small bigs of ice. I thought I paid for it and then got it. Well apparently I didn't notice that the bagboy had put 2 bags of ice in my cart! So I strolled over, got 2 bags of ice, and then went to my car. When I unloaded my groceries, I discovered the bagged ice! So I took the two bags of ice, one had a small rip in it (I sware it wasn't me) and again, strolled into Smith with 2 bags of ice in my hands, put it back in the freezer and left. Again, nobody noticed.

Either Smiths was really busy tonight, Smiths has bad security, or I'm a bit of a klepto....

Maybe all three. Who knows. ;)

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